Episode 31 - The CT Scan Special
Jesse has had his CT scan, and shares his results. Then he rambles a bit about his plans before moving on to important subjects, like ghosts, sandwich shop racism, and unsolicited dick pics.
Episode 30 - January 24th, 2016
Jesse is stuck at home in a blizzard, and rambles about his dad’s beard, Donald Trump’s orgasms, 1800s snowball fights, and how to choose insurance.
Episode 29 - January 17th, 2016
Jesse wraps chemo live on air, but not without discussing vision boards, the Oscars, and his dad’s computer problems.
Episode 28 - January 10th, 2016
This week, Jesse rambles about his mom’s hair, his corn experiment, British soccer brawls, fake cancer cures, and real cancer cures.
Sponsored by Dodge.
Episode 27 - January 3rd, 2016
This week, Jesse uses his chemo fog to ramble about New Year’s Eve, living with a cop, personal trainers, and photographic memories. Then it gets pretty heavy, but everyone comes out unharmed.
Episode 26 - The non-Episode
Jesse has a cold and his throat hurts, so he records an episode to explain why he can’t record an episode. Then he still rambles about his dad’s homemade desserts, meeting a girlfriend’s parents, The Beatles, and why we invade countries. But, it’s not an episode.
Episode 25 - A Cancery Christmas Special
It’s Episode 25: The Cancery Christmas Special! Jesse rants a little about getting gifts as a kid, drunk moms and cheap dads. Then he’s joined by Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) to discuss the origin of the holiday. As a special treat, Vegas lounge act Thatcher Wadswallow and the 4 Skins stop by with an original Cancery Christmas song!
Sponsored by Dodge
Episode 24 - December 13th, 2015
Jesse has already forgotten recording this episode, but that doesn’t stop him from uploading it. He talks about his recent almost-bar fight, bitterness in comedy, getting fired, chemo fatigue, and erectile disfunction.
Episode 23 - December 6th, 2015
It’s been 6 months since his diagnosis, and Jesse talks gratitude, fake nerds, internet rabbit holes, and sex stuff. Then he gives some advice about anxiety and plays his dumb Daft Punk cover.
Sponsored by Tampax Pearl.
Episode 22 - November 29th, 2015
This week, Jesse sifts through the Ativan/Chemo fog to discuss Thanksgiving, his new treatment plan, his first time at a strip club, and his bizarre phobia.
Dedicated to Andy Ritchie
Episode 21 - November 22nd, 2015
Jesse talks cancer, cameras, cars, and other “c” words. Then he’s joined by his father, Lizard, to discuss mortality, marijuana, and other “m” words.
He also makes the world debut of a super rare Beatles out-take.
Episode 20 - November 15th, 2015
This week, Jesse dives right in talking about the terrorist attacks in Paris, ISIS, Nihilism vs Optimism, and chemotherapy. Then he talks about really heavy subjects like tongue clicking tribes, presidential blowjobs, chess movies, and cheese sticks.
Episode 19 - November 8th, 2015
This week, Jesse rambles about Saturdays, closeted Country stars, clinical trials, Frankenstein, and people’s expectations of the ill. He also discusses the loss of a dear friend.
Sponsored by Tampax Pearl Tampons
Dedicated to Craig Smith
Episode 18 - November 1st, 2015
This week, Jesse discusses working at Subway, losing listeners, Halloween chemo, when to use a flare gun, cancer stereotypes, and how to get good service at a restaurant.
Sponsored by happyballs.com (20% off with offer code: JVC)
Episode 17 - October 25th, 2015
This week Jesse is lucid between chemo treatments, and takes advantage of it to ramble about dinosaurs, abandoned lighthouses, the new mammogram guidelines, and being creepy versus perverse. Then he’s joined by his dad, Lizard, to talk time travel and stage fright.
Episode 16 - October 18th, 2015
Jesse is stoooooned, maaaaan. In this episode he dives face first into Butt Robots, Plague Doctors, Breast Cancer Awareness Campaigns, Chemo Boners, and gives advice to someone doing their first standup set soon.
Episode 15 - October 11th, 2015
Jesse has had too much coffee, and uses it to rant about being a good nurse versus a bad one. He also rambles about baseball sex-slang, sharing a bathroom with his dad, Klingons, and Carly Fiorona's made up video.
Episode 14 - October 4th, 2015
Jesse is finally lucid again, and it's his mom's birthday. He talks about his genetic testing results, Donald Trump, Christian rock, Hitler's art teacher, silly hats, and then takes an e-mail about asexuality.
Sponsored by Tampax Pearl.
Episode 13 - September 27th, 2015
Jesse's post-operative drug haze continues. This week, he rambles about mediocre wizards, chemo-therapy options, smiling for photos, doing standup at weddings, cherishing moments, "Netflix and chill", and answers an e-mail about creative bursts during depressive spells.
Episode 12 - September 20th, 2015
Jesse is out of surgery, and on a lot of drugs. He discusses his hospital stay, while managing to ramble about man crushes, beauty pageants, British genitals, and breakfast loyalty.